this is the scene of the crime
BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
we need this
gonna put it on my dick
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR
This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.
I would send messages in morse code
magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.
Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face -forever.” - George Orwell
I can function with little or no sleep.
I can bullshit an entire essay; saying the same words in different ways.
I’m an actor of knowledge even if what i’ve learned comes from a box of cereal.
If I have no homework there are two possibilities:
- I’m forgeting something.
- I’m about to wake up.
Neuschwanstein Castle, Germany
the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC
I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
What does this mean???? Help????
wait for iiiitt……
all i could come up with is “legend of milk-da” i give up
Help Legend milk I guess that’s not it Help
oh wow Legendary Fuck u
You had to wait for it.
I enjoy controlled loneliness. I like wandering around the city alone. I’m not afraid of coming back to an empty flat and lying down in an empty bed. I’m afraid of having no one to miss, of having no one to love.
Kuba Wojewodzki, Polish journalist and comedian (via dysenterygay)